pati79:

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kawaiisquad:

What if all Batman villains were actually just Alfred dressed up trying to make Batman feel good about himself?

Now I’m confused about his relationship with Catwoman.

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peregrint:

can you imagine elrond as your dad

u would misbehave and all he would have to do is look at you like

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The first time reading City of Bones

heartofaherondale:

Chapter One:

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Chapter Twenty Three:

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When on tumblr:

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When in public

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THIS IS SO TRUE IT’S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 

(Source: crowleyplease, via meandthegobletofpringles)

gemiblu:

“why is that dog wearing glasses”
“because his insurance wouldn’t pay for contacts”


Tom Riddle casually enjoying his morning latte.

shows up 15 minutes late to the chamber of secrets with starbucks
suspended-ina-sunbeam:

Because, who doesn’t love sprinkles?

deepfriedtwinkie:

I want to appear offline in real life

I have never read anything more stunningly accurate.

(Source: tsunderebabe, via this-is-supposed-to-be-funny)

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