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January 2012

Jan 30, 201241 notes
What if there was a day where everyone automatically said everything that they were thinking?

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It would be fucking chaos.

You’d be in class with your crush like

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You’re sitting bored in class, stand up in the middle of a lecture and say

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Some dumb bitch asks a really stupid question, and you go

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Somebody says they can’t stand your favorite band, and you’re like

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And then the day is over, and you look back on everything you’ve just done like

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But then you think about it some more, and realize

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A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said ...they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home.
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When people talk about Tumblr in public...

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When your best friend doesn't show up to school:

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When you and your friends make fun of that one person

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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction. → goo.gl

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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Jan 30, 201231,493 notes
I overreact about everything.  → theannoyingskwid.tumblr.com

theannoyingskwid:

Tumblr error:

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My phone freezes: 

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There’s no more ice cream left:

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I get a paper cut:

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Someone doesn’t acknowledge I’m here:

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Couples makeout in front of me:

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The awkward moment when you're being sarcastic and someone believes you. → theannoyingskwid.tumblr.com

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Happens all the time. I need a “sarcasm” sign.

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When I play Minesweeper I..

( ) Use the math and always win

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(X) Press any button and never win

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(XXXX) You have to use math in Minesweeper?

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